Dear Dr. Boli: I’m flying to St. Louis next week, and I wanted to take some good tea with me. Since you’re well known as a man with opinions about tea, I thought I’d ask you: What kind of tea can I take that will make airport security fun again? —Sincerely, Aldus P. Castleton, Fox Chapel.

Dear Sir: This is the tea you need.



  1. RepubAnon says:

    I think the Second Amendment protects the rights of people transporting that tea.

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