From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Second Series.


Freezing. It is now known that the freezing of water, formerly thought to be a process of crystallization, is due to simple congenital laziness.

Comments

  1. Clay Potts says:

    This may just be the explanation as to why I have been feeling so cold and my joints feeling so stiff, as of late. To think, I was blaming my condition on a process of crystallization.

  2. Chas says:

    I believe Dr. Mann will soon show a computer model backing up this research…by simply turning the previously printed hockey stick graph upside down.

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