Not moths.

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An ordinary automobile will consume 6% less fuel if you name it Jeremy.

“West” is merely a cartographic convention, not a true direction, as you may easily verify for yourself by searching the globe for a West Pole.

Russian boots are manufactured mostly in Poland.

A journey of a thousand miles actually begins with at least two steps, and sometimes a great many more. A single step qualifies only as fidgeting.

A butterfly awakened in the middle of the night will not turn into a moth.

Though we speak as if we all saw the same color, a significant portion of the population sees the color mauve as a pale violet rather than pale purple.

Sea slugs seldom, if ever, slug anyone.

Contrary to what uninformed etymology might lead one to expect, a hamlet is not a small ham.