1. C. Simon says:

    If men never chased your alluring locks and tresses before, do not despair: gulls will now!

    • Captain DaFt says:

      Love their jingle!

      My Shampoo brings all the buoys to the yard,
      And they’re like
      It’s better than yours,
      Damn right it’s better than yours,
      I can shampoo you,
      But I have to charge

      Oh, once you get involved,
      Every buoy will look this way-so,
      You must maintain your charm,
      Same time shampoo your hair-o,
      We’ve got the perfect blend,
      Plus what you have within,
      Then next his eyes are squint,
      Then he’s picked up your scent,

      [Chorus x2]
      Wash it up,
      The buoys are waiting.

      • John M says:

        I think we’re being gulled. It remains to be seen whether this was on porpoise, or just for the halibut.

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