Thank you for choosing frozen French fries from Frank’s Frugal Frozen Froods. For food safety and quality, keep frozen. Do not thaw, ever. But if in spite of our most sincere warnings you decide to consume this product, food must be cooked thoroughly to an internal temperature of 165°F as measured by a food thermometer in several places. Our legal department required that we print this notice on the bag. They did not give us directions for inserting a food thermometer several places in a French fry, so you’re on your own, people.
The Frank’s Frugal Frozen Froods Story.
While working as a chef at several noted five-star restaurants, Frank realized that, if he used ingredients of the highest quality and took the time to prepare them with individual care, he could make ordinary foods that rivaled the finest gourmet meals. But he couldn’t meet this price point, so you get this stuff instead.