Good chimera!

Your chimera wants to please you. Common behavior problems such as soiling the carpet, shredding the couch, eating the mailman, etc., can be corrected by a program of positive reinforcement involving good Falernian wine. Chi-meras are especially partial to Falernian. Let us help you make your chimera part of a happy and well-ordered household. Your chimera will learn to obey your com-mands (if they are kept within reason) and have fun doing it.

Good Neighbor Chimera Academy

“Positive reinforcement for a positive relationship and for not being eaten alive”