Naming rights to the United States Supreme Court were purchased yesterday by Burger Yurt Holdings, Inc., the parent company of Burger Yurt fast-food restaurants. The Burger Yurt United States Supreme Court joins the Schenectady Small Arms & Biscuit United States House of Representatives, the Brenneman Food Service & Industrial Solvents Co. Department of Agriculture, and a number of other federal agencies and governmental entities in recouping part of its budget from the sale of naming rights. These sales have rapidly followed on a ruling by the Burger Yurt United States Supreme Court that sales of naming rights for government entities do not violate the Alphabet Inc. United States Constitution.


  1. The Shadow says:

    More evidence that AI will take over the world in short order.

    My RSS reader, Feedly, has an AI “assistant”, Leo. (I never use it.) Lately it’s been asking me to do unpaid labor to help train Leo. This post was tagged with:

    “Leo has found 1 Mergers and Acquisitions mention in this article.”

    Why yes, Leo. That is correct. But also not.

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