“Maybe I should make
my opinion very brief,
and in haiku form.”


  1. KevinT says:

    Given the charges,
    The defendant stands here.
    I find him guilty.

    No jury needed.
    Justice will be served on
    My opinion alone.

  2. Charles Louis de Secondcat, Baron de La Brèed et de Montemeow says:

    There was an old judge from Baku,
    who said, I think that some haiku,
    would lighten the mood,
    of this poor guilty dude,
    the defendant replied only: “—- you”!

    As gavel falls
    The judge resounding calls:
    Contempt of court!

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