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Miss Crink for dictator. In today’s uncertain political landscape, it is clear that order is of all things the most necessary and desirable. From her forty-six years as a teacher of the third grade at Blandville Elementary, Miss Crink understands the principles of order and knows how to create and maintain it by enforcing the two fundamental rules of orderly behavior: (1) Sit down, and (2) Shut up. As dictator of the United States, Miss Crink will apply those principles on a national scale, bringing peace and quiet at last so that a body can hear herself think. Don’t wait for election day! Choose Miss Crink for your dictator now by forming an orderly mob, single-file, with no chewing gum, and marching on your local federal building. And for mercy’s sake, raise your hand if you have to go to the bathroom.

November 22, 2023. Leave a comment.

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