…that the shortest distance between two points in South Carolina always leads past a Waffle House?
…that a marsupial’s “pouch” is, anatomically speaking, a small carpetbag?
…that Beethoven tore up the first draft of his Fifth Symphony after he was unable to find a single competent kazoo player in all of Vienna?
…that the last individual to be prosecuted for blasphemy in Massachusetts was a parrot formerly belonging to the socialist politician Eugene Debs?
…that Einstein’s theory of relativity was heavily censored by the Lord Chamberlain when it was first published in the United Kingdom?