Learn the secrets of science and understand the mysteries of creation.

You’ve always wanted to be a god—to control the forces of mighty Nature herself, to mold created matter to your will, to probe the secrets man was not meant to understand.
That’s why you’ve always wanted a career in the food-additives industry. And now that career is open to every motivated individual. The Youghiogheny School of Food-Additives Studies offers asso-ciates’ degrees in Food Science to anyone who can cough up the tuition fee for a non-accredited night school. Enroll today—and be a SCIENTIST tomorrow, or possibly the day after tomorrow, depending on how dedicated you are.