ASK DR. BOLI.

Dear Dr. Boli: Could you explain to me where the jars fit in the Masonic conspiracy? —Sincerely, A Pope Who Prefers to Remain Anonymous.

Dear Sir: Dr. Boli is not a Mason. It is against his taste, if not his principles, to belong to any organization whose rituals are so embarrassingly ridiculous that they cannot be divulged to the general public. In this case, however, there is no secret. The Ancient and Accepted Order of Canners is an appendant body of Freemasonry whose members wear a tall squarish glass hat with a metal screw top and the word “Mason” prominently molded in the glass. That these hats can also be used for preserving food is incidental to their main purpose.

Comments

  1. KevinT says:

    Thanks for the clarification. All my life I’ve thought that the Masons were basketball players who put up “bricks” against the “glass”.

  2. Occasional Correspondent says:

    I’d thought it was the USMC that was made up of jarheads.  So USMC actually stands for United States Masonic Corps?

    You learn something new every day.

  3. Daniel says:

    Thanks for explaining. I’ve wondered, ever since a professor called me a Glass Hat when I asked a question during a seminar on symbolic logic many years ago. At least I THINK he said, “You stupid Glass Hat!”

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