Q. What did the cow cop say to the juvenile delinquents?

A. Mooooooooooooooooooooove along there, boys!

Q. How did the dog pirate sail the seven seas?

A. On a barque!

Q. How did the snake photographer judge his exposures?

A. With a hissssssssssssstogram!

Q. How did the alpaca calculate the square root of 137?

A. With a calculator, same as everybody else!

Q. How did Mrs. Owl do her daily cleaning?

A. With a Hoooooooooooooooooooover!

Q. How did the horse vote in borough council?

A. Neigh!

Q. What did the coral say to the sea anemone?

A. Not a whole lot!

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