JOKES FOR KIDS!

Q. What did the cow cop say to the juvenile delinquents?

A. Mooooooooooooooooooooove along there, boys!


Q. How did the dog pirate sail the seven seas?

A. On a barque!


Q. How did the snake photographer judge his exposures?

A. With a hissssssssssssstogram!


Q. How did the alpaca calculate the square root of 137?

A. With a calculator, same as everybody else!


Q. How did Mrs. Owl do her daily cleaning?

A. With a Hoooooooooooooooooooover!


Q. How did the horse vote in borough council?

A. Neigh!


Q. What did the coral say to the sea anemone?

A. Not a whole lot!

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