Q. What did the cow cop say to the juvenile delinquents?
A. Mooooooooooooooooooooove along there, boys!
Q. How did the dog pirate sail the seven seas?
A. On a barque!
Q. How did the snake photographer judge his exposures?
A. With a hissssssssssssstogram!
Q. How did the alpaca calculate the square root of 137?
A. With a calculator, same as everybody else!
Q. How did Mrs. Owl do her daily cleaning?
A. With a Hoooooooooooooooooooover!
Q. How did the horse vote in borough council?
A. Neigh!
Q. What did the coral say to the sea anemone?
A. Not a whole lot!