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I used to be a wallflower—now I’m regional manager! I used to be like you—a hopeless sap who couldn’t dance. I dreaded going to swell affairs where the people around me all knew how to fox trot and waltz and fandango and farandole. But then I took Morrow MacArthur’s home dance course, and after only five lessons, the boss called me into her office. “Bob,” she said (she calls me Bob, although my name is actually Wendell), “if I hear the pitty-pat of your shoes practicing dance steps one more time, it will drive me to drink. I’m making you regional manager, so you’ll be out on the road all day where I don’t have to hear you. Take this briefcase and get out.” Thanks, Morrow MacArthur! Now I’m in clover!

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