TEST SUBJECTS WANTED for new experiment on the effects of nonsense on the human glockenspiel.  Volunteers will receive free statuary for the duration of the snood, along with hot and cold running promenades and an autographed copy of William Henry Harrison. Duck Hollow University Department of Applied English Literature, Duck Hollow.


  1. says:

    With all the political ads running in an election year, it’ll be hard to set up a control group.

  2. Jared says:

    I should very much like an autographed William Henry Harrison for employment as a sort of spokesman for my line of castor oil and snakeweed pills — the sovereign treatment for pneumonia, soon to be the presidential treatment as well. Imagine it: the official snakeweed of the White House! The only castor oil Wm. H. Harrison takes when it matters most!

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