1. And if I put it in the box to the right, it’ll be . . . what, rejected? Couldn’t you misanthropes come up with a more efficient system for rejecting applications? But don’t fret! I won’t even be applying! I hope that doesn’t mean you’ll be offering me membership, because if you do, I’ll just throw that offer right back in your faces! In fact, I hope you do offer me membership so I can do exactly that!

    Jeffery Hodges

    * * *

  2. Jared says:

    The Fratricidal and Malevolent Order of Humanitarians, by contrast, accepts applications that aren’t even made.

  3. Clay Potts says:

    Just my luck, I placed my reject application into the box on the right and now I start work Monday at the Post Office!

  4. Uncle Mordecai says:

    What is “U.S.Mail”? Was that some sort of ancient method of sending communications?

  5. Zombie Psychologist says:

    This sounds like the perfect place for me. I would never join an organization that would have me as a member.

    I will therefore immediately fill out an application and feed it into the paper shredder for faster processing. I will then orchestrate and execute a Machiavellian plot to deposit current leadership and bring about a tyrannical rule of terror, of which the FBOM is still seriously wanting and lacking, despite all the best efforts of its finest minds and wickedest wills.

  6. raf says:

    Where do you plan to deposit the current leadership? I would suggest a chipper-shredder as a first step in your reign of terror.

  7. Captain DaFt says:

    Meh, I’ve only joined one group in my life, The Global League of Procrastinators.
    As long as I never get around to sending in my application, I’m a member!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *