IN THE NEWS.

Paramedics responded to a call from Miss Rosabel Fanshawe of Grant Borough, who told a 911 dispatcher that she felt as if an elephant were sitting on her chest. Paramedics removed the elephant, and Miss Fanshawe is expected to make a full recovery. The elephant was admitted to St. Pancreas Hospital for observation.

Comments

  1. Clay Potts says:

    While examining the elephant, doctors made the alarming discovery of a missing woman’s body in the elephant’s trunk…

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