LOST. Island, approx. 169 square miles, dark green with pale buff borders (viewed from above), roughly triangular in shape; answers to the name “Barbados.” Last seen in the Atlantic sulking about near the entrance to the Caribbean. The finder may return the item to Ms. Elizabeth D. G. Regina, the well-known dominion collector, at Buckingham, Sandringham, or one of her various otherhams. The reward of a small baronetcy is offered.