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Not Quite Horizontal Line, Almost but Not Quite Centered Vertically.
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Not Quite Horizontal Line, Almost but Not Quite Centered Vertically, in Opposite Colors, to Make You Wonder Whether You Saw This Painting Already.
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Perfectly Vertically Centered Horizontal Line, Maddeningly Extending Almost but Not Quite All the Way to the Right Edge.
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Vertically Centered Horizontal Line—OR IS IT?
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Diagonal Line in Exactly the Wrong Place.
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Bunch of Lines in the Wrong Colors.