From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Arlington, Texas.—Explorers returning from Texas have reported that the city of Arlington, having graduated from a suburb of Fort Worth to the fiftieth-largest city in the United States, has begun to develop a suburb named Arlington of its own.

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  1. RepubAnon says:

    “Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite ’em,
    And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.”
    – Augustus De Morgan

  2. von Hindenburg says:

    They could go with the Westmoreland county approach and have an Arlington, South Arlington, and Southwest Arlington all clumped together, sharing plenty of borders, but no services. Heck, you could extend it to a North Northeast Southwest Arlington and continue the spiral.

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