Posts by Dr. Boli

AN ALLITERATION NO ANALGESIC CAN ALLEVIATE.

Posted by Dr. Boli on February 5, 2024. 5 comments.

Transcribed below. —A correction: We misdated this machine: it was made in 1949, not in 1948.

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FORM IS FUNCTION.

Posted by Dr. Boli on February 4, 2024. One comment.

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CHANT OF THE COFFEE BUGS.

Posted by Dr. Boli on February 3, 2024. 4 comments.

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GROUNDHOG DAY.

Posted by Dr. Boli on February 2, 2024. No comments.

Underwood Standard Portable Typewriter keyboard

Transcribed below. The typewriter is a 1926 Underwood Standard Portable.

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MY END IS MY BEGINNING.

Posted by Dr. Boli on February 1, 2024. One comment.

Transcribed below. Perhaps we ought to offer an apology to Guillaume de Machaut, but we heard a rumor that he has been dead for some time.

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TO ENCOURAGE POETS TO DO THEIR BEST WORK.

Posted by Dr. Boli on January 31, 2024. No comments.

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THE PROGRAM FOR THE MONTH TO COME.

Posted by Dr. Boli on January 31, 2024. One comment.

Transcribed below. The typewriter is a 1965 Smith-Corona Sterling.

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COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD.

Posted by Dr. Boli on January 30, 2024. No comments.

St. Britney Church will be celebrating the traditional Blessing of the Baloney Sandwiches at specially marked Masses in February. Father McWhirter asks that you do not bring salami sandwiches, as the Blessing of the Salami Sandwiches is scheduled for April, and we need to have something to look forward to after Lent.

FROM THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION.

Posted by Dr. Boli on January 29, 2024. One comment.

On pennyfarthing: “What this thing really needs is more cupholders.”

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Posted by Dr. Boli on January 28, 2024. 3 comments.

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