Posts by Dr. Boli
INFLUENCES.
But all writers are influenced by other writers. It is impossible for most people to learn to write without learning to read (we recall a notable exception in one Barnstable Bear), and what one has read will invariably shape what one writes. All the great works of literary art have been put together by authors who had read other books and learned from them. Often those authors have deliberately taken another author as a model or inspiration, and that is not plagiarism: it is simply literature at work.
Since an early reader of Fidessa asked about Dr. Boli’s influences, he is happy to mention three writers whose works he had in mind when he was writing it. They are Edmund Spenser, Henry James, and J. M. G. Le Clézio. If you imagine a story written by those three men in collaboration, you should have a very good idea of what kind of reading experience awaits you with Fidessa.
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FIDESSA.
Fidessa is the story of young Adam and the three women in his life: his best friend, his new love interest, and the enigmatic and impossibly attractive artist Fidessa, who may be something more than human. Fidessa is painting Adam’s portrait; but as she grows more and more manipulative, it becomes clear that her real work is not the image on the canvas, but Adam’s life itself.
This is a haunting tale of obsession—funny, harrowing, thought-provoking, and possibly even allegorical, and told with the subtlety and wit Dr. Boli’s readers have come to expect. With The Crimes of Galahad and The Emperor, it is destined to take its place as one of the foremost literary works of our age—both on its own merits and because, honestly, what’s the competition?
We promised this for April, but here it is a day early.
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A UNIFYING CRUSADE.
The enemy.
What is needed is a crusade. Not a war. Dr. Boli is opposed to wars on the deeply personal grounds that they inconvenience him. No, what we need is a moral crusade, a common enemy that we can fight together. Furthermore, it must be an enemy with very unusual properties. It must have the ability to persist indefinitely, so that the crusade can also go on indefinitely; but it must never pose a serious threat to our existence, so that we are never tempted to give up. It must give us victory after victory and yet it must never be defeated. This is the kind of enemy we need. Where shall we find it?
After diligent research and no little cogitation, Dr. Boli has determined that the enemy we need is beauty.
Why beauty? If we look at the extremes of left and right, we see that they are two varieties of the same species. The old puritan virus that has infected Americans since 1620 has mutated into two main variants, but they are still recognizable as variants of the same thing. Now, the thing a puritan hates and fears most is beauty, and particularly beauty in art. Art has no business existing unless it is useful. This is a principle accepted by every American worthy of the name, from fascist to communist and anywhere in between. A hammer is the tool that drives home nails, and art is the tool that drives home moral lessons. Beauty in art is a deviation, a distraction from the mission, and what is worse is that it makes us suspect that beauty alone was the artist’s primary motivation—or, to put it in proper American Puritan terms, that the artist was in league with Satan.
There was a time, at the end of the nineteenth century and the beginning of the twentieth, when the United States had formed an elite class of artists and architects who were determined that beauty would be forced down the throats of the puritan yokels. (See the illustration, which is part of Giuseppe Moretti’s Welcome group from 1896 at the entrance to Highland Park in Pittsburgh.) This would supposedly turn them into something less yokelish. The yokels fought back; and though they lost many battles, as the monuments in some of our great cities attest, they won the war, assisted by a wave of artistic puritanism from abroad.
But the artistic instinct is hard to suppress entirely, and rebels rise in every generation to raise the flag of Beauty. What Dr. Boli proposes is that the puritans on the right and the puritans on the left should unite in a common crusade to hunt down these rebels and squash them like cockroaches.
You can see the many advantages of this plan at once. There will always be a small number of artistic souls willing to be martyrs for Beauty; in fact the martyrdom, for many of these deluded individuals, is Beauty’s chief attraction. They do not carry weapons, so they pose no danger to our moral crusaders. The most violent thing they ever do is stand in front of a bulldozer, and some states have already made vehicular homicide legal in the case of a demonstrator who is in the way. We can simply apply those ready-made laws nationally. Yet no matter how many of the partisans of beauty we squash, it is a genetic defect of the human species that it is always producing more of them. There is always a minority of individuals tainted with the artistic temperament. We can be confident that we will win every battle, yet the war will never be finished. This is the formula for a permanently successful crusade, and we can look forward to an era of renewed prosperity and good feeling under our crusaders’ motto,
IN LIKE A LION, OUT LIKE A LAMB.
| In like… | Out like… |
|---|---|
| A lion | A lamb |
| A leopard | An okapi |
| A herd of elephants | A mob of villagers running away from a herd of elephants |
| An apple | A pear |
| A toaster oven | One of those electric corkscrew things that you get for Christmas and never use |
| Camembert | Manchego |
| A red-shanked douc langur | Another red-shanked douc langur |
| 1936 | 1974 |
| Flynn | O’Shaughnessy |
FROM THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION.
LET ME MAKE IT MORE EXPLICIT.
The objectives for which the Bhavan stands are the re-integration of the Indian culture in the light of modern knowledge and to suit our present-day needs and the resuscitation of its fundamental values, in their pristine vigour.
Let me make our goal more explicit:
We seek the dignity of man, which necessarily implies the creation of social conditions which would allow him freedom to evolve along the lines of his own temperament and capacities; we seek the harmony of individual efforts and social relations, not in any make-shift way, but within the frame-work of the Moral Order; we seek the creative art of life, by the alchemy of which human limitations are progressively transmuted, so that man may become the instrument of God, and is able to see Him in all and all in Him.
What the general editor really means is “We seek donors who are generous and trusting so that we can keep making a living rummaging in old books,” which is a worthy goal, but not likely to succeed when stated explicitly.
LETTER TO THE EDITOR.
Sir: At least my own beloved state of Florida is taking a stand against cultural decline. At least in Florida no one can try to pass off obscenity as art and get away with it. At least in Florida no one can blaspheme Sacred Scripture in a classroom without suffering the consequences. Who is this artist who calls himself by one name, “Michelangelo,” like the pansy pervert he is? And where does he get off thinking he can turn righteous King David into a piece of vile pornography?
Not in Florida, he can’t! Florida leads the nation in legislating freedom. Not that our job is finished by any means, but we have made it a felony to give books to children, and we have instituted a zero-tolerance policy for inconvenient facts of history. We are on the right track. Soon we will have prohibited enough things to achieve true liberty.
But legislation is only half the job. There must be enforcement. The school principal is out of a job, but the principal is only a pawn in the culture war. The artist is still at large. I call on the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the National Security Agency, and the National Agricultural Statistics Service to leave no stone unturned until this Michelangelo person is brought to justice. We cannot sleep easily in our beds until he is in jail. Then, and only then, will we be truly free.
Sincerely,
Graham “Ritz” Cracker,
Yankeetown, Fla.
IN LEGAL NEWS.
COMING SOON.
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“The painter works with light, but the shadows give the light its character. Most painters begin with the dark colors, and layer on the lights. But I prefer to work in the opposite direction. When I begin, the canvas is white—the color of pure light. Each stroke of the brush is, in a manner of speaking, a shadow. I make my art by taking away light. When I say that I work with light, therefore, I really ought to say that I work against light.” She gave him one of her enigmatic smiles. “I am an angel of darkness.”



