IT’S ALL IN THE TIMING.

From Wikipedia:

Bonaventure was formally canonised in 1484 by the Franciscan Pope Sixtus IV, and ranked along with Thomas Aquinas as the greatest of the Doctors of the Church by another Franciscan, Pope Sixtus V, in 1587. Bonaventure was regarded as one of the greatest philosophers of the Middle Ages.

He is the patron saint of bowel disorders.

THE ANSWER.

The answer to yesterday’s challenge is…

A one-volume open-source edition of Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologica.

Of course it makes complete sense once you know the answer. Somewhere in the vast forest of the Summa you know there must be all the information you need to understand the conspiracy of Jimmy Carter, Lee Harvey Oswald, and the Templars to channel orgone energy via Tesla technology to kill Tupac.

GUESS THE BOOK FROM THE TOPICS.

Dr. Boli’s own library is quite comprehensive and usually adequate for most tasks. When last he sent his secretary in there to look for a book, however, the poor man was lost for four days, and might have been lost longer had he not been tracked down by a team of St. Bernard dogs kept expressly for that purpose. For that reason Dr. Boli will often have resort to the Internet Archive, a smaller but still very well-stocked collection, when he needs to refer quickly to some volume or other.

And that brings us to our challenge tonight. The Internet Archive provides a list of “topics” for each book in the collection. Of course these “topics” are specified by whoever uploaded the book, which means they tend to be a bit haphazard. Your challenge (the answer will appear in this space shortly) is to see whether you can identify the book that goes with this list of topics, which is reprinted verbatim:

antony sutton, tragedy and hope, bill cooper, pale horse, dope inc, Michael Hutchison, neurology, hypnotism, hypnosis, talmud, occult, nazis, sklar, milton erickson, gemstone file, lucifers lodge, russian mind control, silent weapons for quiet wars, iron mountain, unauthorized bush, kabbalah, nicola tesla, gordon brown, tony blair, mengele, CIA, MI6, MI5, knights malta, knights saint john, vatican, cabbalah, pope, dia, mossad, manicheanism, aleister crowley, golden dawn, stella matututina, stelle group, IRS, mormons, qabbalah, magick, occult, Sherman Skolnick, anton levay, wilson bryan key, subliminal, backmasking, tantra, oto, kali, aleister crowley, diana, crone, maiden, mother, osiris, isis, antichrist, eluesinian, jim marrs, jose delgado, black magic, discoverie witchcraft, witch cult, malleus maleficarum, mkultra, mknaomi, monarch, christopher marlowe, ben johnson, shakespeare, queen elizabeth, occult theocrasy, king james, king james bible, webster tarpley, genesis, holy blood holy grail, jefferson, washington, lincoln, kennedy, john f kennedy, be wise as serpents, jfk, HAARP, federal reserve, nikola tesla, william lyne, lyne, tesla technology, marilyn monroe, Jolly West, Trotsky, michael hoffman, Lenin, Stalin, Tavistock, Kurt Lewin, Kaiser Institute, Thule, Golden Dawn, wilhelm reich, skull and bones, brownsville murders, michael cremo, occult world power, FIB, CIA, DEA, DHs, FEMA, KGB, FSB, MI6, BUSH, plot against church, cheney, rumsfeld, soros, pickens, texas, california, earth, russia, uk, australia, elizabeth dilling, nwo, three mile island, fukushima, chernobyl, tsunami, 9-11, earthquake, flying saucer, Khomeini, ayatollah, coughlin, british intelligence, hegel, dialectic, marx, unshackled, jimmy carter, collins, chavkin, mknaomi, witchcraft, eustace mullins, MLK, MLK Jr, Gandhi, gerald ford, jimmy carter, obama, bush, wackenhut, chevron, arco, propaganda bernays, cargill, carlyle, dresden, genocide, population control, ezekial, jeremiah, isaiah, daniel, prophet, john coleman, malachi, zechariah, trilateral, bilderberg, club rome, orgone, wilhelm reich, einstein, HAARP, ELF waves, henry ford, GWEN towers, Cell towers, Schuman, alice baily, annie besant, leadbeater, clymer swynburne, strom thurmond, john todd, holocaust, report iron mountain, jolly west, dr. cameron, edward teller, ac clarke, rasputin, holography, holographic, star wars, george lucas, NSA, protocols elders zion, david hoggan, hillary clinton, obama, mcveigh, lee harvey oswald, jack ruby, scientology, rfk, sirhan, walmart, sion, monsanto, bank england, chinese, osama bin laden, microsoft, mob, cosa nostra, chandra levy, pedophilia, pedophiles, gnosticism, rudy guiliani, madonna, britney spears, tiger woods, michael jordan, hollywood, speilberg, brownsville murders, satanic verses, salmon rushdie, epiphanius, stephen king, silver star, ted bundy, charlie manson, manson, moses, jesus christ, God, aristotle onassis, jacky kennedy, panarion, process church, animal sanctuary utah, california, arizona, new mexico, city london, zurich, berlin, lyon, france, tower of babel, johnny depp, depp, apocalypse, revelation, anne frank, sufis, sufism, etruscans, rome, caesar, new lies for old, herod, jolly west, holographic, holography, bohm, talbot, universe, cryptography, mojave secrets, atlantis, suvarov, auschwitz, quantum mechanics, victor thorn, bjerknes, hellstorm, mental health, pnac, bowart, aquino, bolshevism, pranaitis, fdr, swinburne, tupac, 2pac, michael jackson, james dean, elizabeth taylor, steve mcqueen, marlon brando, charleton heston, william still new world order, tom cruise, brad pitt, alex jones, jordan maxwell, james shelby downard, king kill 33, Arrhur Nelson Field, Douglas Dewar, James Bryce, Lord Bryce, hitler, Nelson Mandela, Mandela, abortion, planned parenthood, hollywood, food, water, money, air, truth, windsors, arthur nelson, john kerry, senator byrd, strom thurmond, bob hope, iron man, ironman, superman, batman, elon musk, rothschilds, bill gates, steve jobs, tony stark, tin man, great depression, IMF, World Bank, audrey hepburn, catholic, catholic church, rockefellers, st augustine, augustine, jerome, st jerome, catholic fathers, dalai lama, tibetan buddhism, sex magick, sex, gnosticism, astors, tridentine mass, catholic mass, vatican II, vatican 2, ottaviani, lefebvre, dietrich hildebrand, fatima, la salette, quito, dupont, holy virgin mary, virgin mary, sspx, pius x, leo xiii, pius xii, pius v, paul vi, john paul i, john paul ii, i.g. farben, benedict xvi, pope, flat earth, flat earth society, zetetic, rowbotham, nasa fraud, nasa, iss, parallax, vickers, zetetic society, galen winsor, nuclear hoax, free energy, antarctica, arctic, fritz springmeier, HAARP Angels, Christina Stoddard, freemasons, standard oil, illuminati, ralph rene, rene, tesla problem, mkultra, monarch, nwo, russian revolution, luciferians, satanism, operation paperclip, marx, wurmbrand, prainatis, Lana Del Rey, Jared Leto, Lookout Mountain, Houdini, Doors, Jim Morrison, Black Dahlia, mengele, Jack Nickolson, Marlon Brando, Henry Fonda, Laurel Canyon, satan, tv, radio, internet, video games, china lake, twenty nine palms, fahey, hoffman, jesuits, black pope, makow, anthony sutton, brice taylor, cathy o’brien, fire in the minds, mind control, hechethorn, secret societies, franklin coverup, golden bough, enoch, satanic voices, satanism, cathars, templars, stalin, lenin, hitler, nazis, phallicism, eleusinaian, hinduism, lhasa, tibet, ritual human sacrifice, wurmbrand, marx and satan, dunblane, columbine, newtown, plot against church, pope, jesuits, mind hypnosis dantalion jones, trance-formation, aquino, beatles, led zeppelin, doors, farrell, ss, federal reserve, bank of england, chase bank, goldman sachs

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY.

On this day in 1812, the first steamboat to ply the Ohio and Mississippi arrived in New Orleans, which was named in its honor. The craft had left Pittsburgh with a great fanfare two and a half months earlier, but naysayers insisted that, though it could float downstream, the thing could never make it upstream against the powerful currents. A crowd is still standing on the Mon Wharf in Pittsburgh waiting for the boat to come back and prove the naysayers wrong.

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ASK DR. BOLI.

Dear Dr. Boli: The Food Festival supermarket in my neighborhood has started carrying Irish butter in the dairy department. But it’s much more expensive than butter from Pennsylvania dairies. So what is the difference between Irish butter and the local butters? —Sincerely, A Famous Chef Who Prefers to Remain Anonymous.

Dear Sir or Madam: Irish butter comes from Ireland. Is it Dr. Boli’s imagination, or are these questions getting easier?

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DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Special Christmas Number.

Little Drummer Boy. — The man who wrote “The Little Drummer Boy” was a raving atheist who had vowed revenge on all of Christian culture.

Neckties. — It is estimated that four hundred twenty million neckties will change hands today. Four hundred fifteen million of them will change hands again next year.

Santa Claus. — In Australia and other countries of the Southern Hemisphere, owing to the Coriolis Effect, Santa Claus comes up the chimney and leaves the presents on the roof.

Tchaikovsky. — Tchaikovsky was under the impression that he was writing an advertising jingle for the Imperial Nutcracker Company of Nizhny Novgorod. He had to make hurried revisions when he discovered that there would be people dancing to his music.

Wise Men. — A fourth king from the east brought the infant King a fruitcake, but theologians have steadfastly denied him the title of “wise man.”